Gregory Smith

Alan Abernathy

Kirsten Dunst

Christy Fimple

Denis Leary

Gil Mars

Phil Hartman

Phil Fimple

David Cross

Irwin Wayfair

Jay Mohr

Larry Benson

Kevin Dunn

Stuart Abernathy

Ann Magnuson

Irene Abernathy

Wendy Schaal

Marion Fimple

Jacob Smith

Timmy Fimple

Tommy Lee Jones

Chip Hazard (voice)

Frank Langella

Archer (voice)

Ernest Borgnine

Kip Killagin (voice)

Jim Brown

Butch Meathook (voice)

Bruce Dern

Link Static (voice)

George Kennedy

Brick Bazooka (voice)

Clint Walker

Nick Nitro (voice)

Christopher Guest

Slamfist / Scratch-It (voice)

Michael McKean

Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)

Harry Shearer

Punch-It (voice)

Jonathan Bouck

Brad

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Gwendy Doll (voice)

Christina Ricci

Gwendy Doll (voice)

Dick Miller

Joe

Belinda Balaski

Neighbor

Jackie Joseph

Wife

Rance Howard

Husband

Cheri Oteri

Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)

Robert Picardo

Ralph, Clean Room Technician

Archie Hahn

Satellite Dish Installer

Alexandra Wilson

Miss Kegel